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Friday, November 20, 2015

The Hottest New... er Old Mixtape Edition

(Note: all movements in rankings are subjective since no one is totally sure what happened past #5 last week.)

1. Greg B (+3)

All he does is win win win (at least this month)
With Jimmy next, he better not mess this up
Cause every time he gets another point
Alison just yells "FUCK"
But he don't caaaare, but he don't caaaare, no he don't caaaare
2. Steve (-)

Xoxo,
The Number One Ranking
3. Timmy (-)

Flippy Flippy Flippy can't you see
Sometimes your pick-ups hypnotize me
Cause you just love Kamar Aikens' ways
Even if Brian doesn't say it's okay
4. Greg K (-3)

You can find Kodz in da club, the Patriots his buds
Started off real hot, but the last few weeks were duds
Got a lot of points on the bench, but his field was mainly crud
Better get it fixed quick, or the next 2 weeks are rough
5. Caitlin (+3... maybe?)

Now that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
But now Peyton Manning's dying
So this season can't last much longer
-"Stronger" by Charizard West
6. Alison (-1)

If you're having flex problems
She feels bad for you son.
She got 99 problems
Bye weeks are just one.
7. Brian (-1)

Brian's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
And they're like "We better get yards."
"Damn right, our ankles are in shards."
"We could beat you, but we got hit too hard."
8. Andrew (-1... maybe?)

He's Bitch Baby, yes he's the real baby
All you other bitch babies are just imitating
So won't the real bitch baby please stand up
9. Mikey (+1... maybe?)

See song for details.
10. Jimmy - (-1. Maybe.)

Can't nobody take my pride
Can't nobody hold (this bird) down
Oh no, I got to keep on losing.

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