Week 10 John Power Rankings by Greg Barasch

1.	A DeMarcoble Loss	It was a tough week atop the 4EFFFFFL, as both Alison (0) and Greg K suffered rare setbacks as we enter the home stretch of the regular season. Losing to Steve isn’t OPTIMAL, but at 7-3, Alison holds on to the top spot based on very little research on my part.
2.	Andr-two Sloan	Andrew (+1) waited until Monday night to make his presence known, but once his players finally got onto the field, it was smooth sailing. A 30+ point drubbing of Timmy continues Andrew’s strong run of consistency. He’s won 5 of his last 7 matchups to pull into a three-way tie for best record, and with a shockingly easy schedule from here on out, Andrew looks to calmly insert his foot into the one seed’s ass.
3.	Dropping the Deuce	Greg K (-1) stumbled for the second straight week, throwing up a paltry 126 points in a low-scoring matchup with Caitlin in Week 10. It was bye city for Kodz with six of his players taking a day off to jay off, so it’s easy to forgive one clunker of a matchup. Look for a bounceback in the final three weeks.
4.	Jamaal Over the Place	It’s been an up-and-down few weeks for Caitlin (+1), and a Thursday night gaffe put her in an early hole, but Andrew Hawkins’ goose egg didn’t prevent her from picking up a key victory in Week 10 to move to 6-4. If the season ended today, Caitlin would be playoff-bound, though the members of the three-way clusterfuckingfuckfuck below her at 5-5 aren’t packing their bags just yet.
5.	acL	A tough loss for Tim (-1) drops him out of the top four for the first time in three weeks. Still a high-powered offense, he’ll have to avoid single-digit outputs from so many of his players if he has eyes on making the playoffs for the first time in league history. Aaron Rodgers continues his studly play, but Carson Palmer’s knee injury will force Ryan Tannehill into action unless Tim wants to get crafty going forward.
6.	Full Nelson	If the Bears had bothered to cover Jordy Nelson on Sunday night, Greg B’s (0) season may have taken a deadly hit, but instead, a key eight-point win pushes him back to .500 and creates a distinct shot at playoff glory. With three difficult matchups on the horizon, rumor has it that Greg will attempt to use the Prince of Wales Trophy in his flex spot for the rest of the season in hopes of rekindling 2013 magic.
7.	Not Dead Yet	Aided by four 20-point verdicts from the law firm of Lacy, Evans, Graham and Forsett™, Brian (0) nabbed a third straight victory to join the 5-5 party. A dismal division record may toughen the path to the playoffs, but if nothing else, this team has a lot to be proud of after a 2-5 start.
8.	The Good, the Bad, and the Bengals D	Six players scored over 15 points for Mikey (0) in Week 10, but his other five players only managed 22.3 combined in a losing effort to most likely put the nail in the 2014 coffin. Coming to the league in 2015: commemorative mini-coffins when you lose your seventh game!
9.	Corned Beef	Jimmy (0) likes boys.
10.	You’re Still Last	Steve (0) somehow managed to beat Alison in Week 10 as his team put up its best point total of the year in moving to 2-8. Steve gets the chance to play spoiler for the next two weeks before a pre-Birdo slopfest with the Beeficorns on the final weekend of the regular season.