What are yall thankful for? We are in for a Thanksgiving weekend treat that is sure to end in bloodshed even if you don't have feathers. We've got 6 teams at 7-5 fighting for 3 playoff spots in the final week of the season. Essentially, this is a wild card playoff round. Gobble gobble, mothafuckz, I know what yalls is doin with the wishbone.
GREG K v BRIAN - WIN AND IN, LOSER GOES HOME
GREG B v TIM - WIN AND IN, LOSER GOES HOME
CAITLIN v ALISON - WINNER GOES HOME, LOSER MOVES OUT
| 1. | Get him to the cobbler! | Andrew (0) didn't have a particularly good week but he doesn't give a fuck about shit. Andrew's first ticket to the dance has been punched thanks to the failures of those around him. Week 13 has Andrew in the most meaningless matchup of the year against 7th place Mikey. |
| 2. | Rise of the Rasta | Brian (+5) barrels into the fray riding a sweet 5 game win streak with about 200 exclamation points afterwards. Nobody should have ever doubted Brian's commitment to fourth place- that's where his 4-4 divisional record will land him if he beats Kodz. |
| 3. | How many points for THE CATCH?! | Greg B (+3) had a huge week to top Alison and throw his 7-5 ass into the wildcard melee. Greg certainly wouldn't oppose another clinic of pure FILTH from ODB to help him squash Tim and earn another trip to the playoffs. |
| 4. | Tough Noogies | Alison (-2) is surely thankful that she has a healthy team that put up a good performance in Week 12. However, I doubt she appreciates being dragged into the 7-5 clusterfuck and having a domestic deathmatch with Caitlin this weekend. The usual suspects (Murray, Luck, Ryan) are still rolling and primed for a good weekend. |
| 5. | Jamaal Systems Go | Having the edge at D/ST and K earned Cait (0) a big victory against Andrew in Week 12. The prize? A playoff match against roomie Alison. This is the pay-per-view main event of this weekend's showcase. |
| 6. | Back to da Hood | Tim (-2) crashed back down to reality with a meager performance against the slumpy Beeficorns. The win, however, puts Tim in control of his own destiny. At a mininum, Tim will need to put a 1 in front of those single digit results he got in Week 12 if he wants to stand a chance at beating Greg for his first-ever Top-4 finish. |
| 7. | Bell Boy Returns | Greg K(-4) is having a nice four-game slide for himself. One more loss would mean the end of Greg's season, which is sort of impressive because of how much of the season he spent at or near the top. Look for the resurrection of Bell to be a headline in the wildcard game against Brian. |
| 8. | Fitz for the Offseason | Mikey (0) had a nice day to spoil divisional foe Kodz and save himself a dollar for another loss. As Mikey's season passes gently into obscurity, the rest of the league is just thankful they won't be seeing Peyton or Brady in their playoff futures. |
| 9. | You Smell Like Beef and Cheese | Jimmy (0) is not Santa, not at all. (Santa clinched playoffs in his league before toy production started, but I digress.) A loss this week could make Beefmaster J tie with Steve in the season standings. Tiss has potential get ugaly. |
| 10. | Stuffing the Birdo | Steve (0) had not a chance in the world against 200 points from Brian. Who doesn't love some extra Birdo Bowl action though? If Cait v Alison is the main WWF PPV event, PreBirdo is like the women's championship- you're gonna watch it for the fun of it. My money's on this being a 5-day long Sock'em Boppers infomercial. |
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